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Best Christmas jokes picked just for you


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

When is a boat just like snow? When it’s adrift!

Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey? On the dark side!

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

Jokes found on: https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/christmas-jokes-funny-best-one-liners-list-219750

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