1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has only followers, not friends.
4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?
5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
6. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
Because he can’t control his pupils.
7. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
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