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Best Christmas jokes picked just for you


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

When is a boat just like snow? When it’s adrift!

Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey? On the dark side!

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

Jokes found on: https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/christmas-jokes-funny-best-one-liners-list-219750

Some better gamer / conosole jokes

A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn’t find another
They were not on the same level.

A group of gamers try to walk into a bar
use wall hack

What does a gamer look out for during match making?
Backwards Compatability

What is a gamers favourite fish?
Cod

This is Hoe We Role
when normal people talk…
hey bro how’s your family doing?
when gamers talk
How’s your tank? Which level? And yeah what happened to that MC world?

The EA community team has now provided a feeling of pride and accomplishment to about 520,000 gamers…
By allowing us to Downvote them into Reddit hall of shame

Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?
It was exclusive.

What was the console gamer’s New Years Resolution?
1280×720

Jokes found on: https://upjoke.com/gamer-jokes

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