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Some better gamer / conosole jokes

A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn’t find another
They were not on the same level.

A group of gamers try to walk into a bar
use wall hack

What does a gamer look out for during match making?
Backwards Compatability

What is a gamers favourite fish?
Cod

This is Hoe We Role
when normal people talk…
hey bro how’s your family doing?
when gamers talk
How’s your tank? Which level? And yeah what happened to that MC world?

The EA community team has now provided a feeling of pride and accomplishment to about 520,000 gamers…
By allowing us to Downvote them into Reddit hall of shame

Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?
It was exclusive.

What was the console gamer’s New Years Resolution?
1280×720

Jokes found on: https://upjoke.com/gamer-jokes

Some Harry Potter jokes

1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.

2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.

3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has only followers, not friends.

4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.

6. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
Because he can’t control his pupils.

7. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

Jokes found on: https://www.scarymommy.com

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